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Tha' Crib (2004) Online
Original Title :
Thau0027 Crib
Genre :
Creative Work / Comedy
Year :
2004
Directror :
Dale Stelly
Cast :
Saafir,Hazelle Gobért,Victoria Murad
Writer :
Dale Stelly,Lahmard J. Tate
Type :
Creative Work
Time :
1h 24min
Rating :
3.6/10
Tha' Crib (2004) Online

A hilarious urban comedy when Valerie is left alone in her parent's house for her 18th birthday. Risky Business meets House Party when shooting a music video on her property makes Valerie's house the hottest party ticket of the year.
Cast overview, first billed only:
Saafir Saafir - Demetrius
Hazelle Gobért Hazelle Gobért - Valerie (as Hazel Gobert)
Victoria Murad Victoria Murad - Mrs. Roberts
Zack West Zack West - Mr. Roberts
Powerman M.C. Powerman M.C. - Terry Coles (as Powerman MC)
Eugene Williams Eugene Williams - Sergio (as Eugene 'Do-Boy' Williams)
Bambino Brown Bambino Brown - Shady
Carl Washington Carl Washington - Cologne
Kieth Wilson Kieth Wilson - Slo
Kahlil Sledge Kahlil Sledge - Sponge
Antonio Tate Antonio Tate - Butter (as Antonio 'T-Rocc' Tate)
Merlynne Williams Merlynne Williams - Boquisha
Anika C. McFall Anika C. McFall - Tuna (as Anika McFall)
Shelli Boone Shelli Boone - Peaches
Kittie Kittie - Lt. Johnson


User reviews

Leceri

Leceri

This was the single worst thing I've ever sat through, and once, on a plane, I (as a captive audience on a double digit flight) was forced to watch "Glitter" by an ex.

It's almost worth obtaining this to see just how bad a 'film' can be. Appearing like it's shot on a VHS camcorder, "Tha Crib" barely attempts to cobble together a storyline to narrate through implausible scene after implausible scene. I genuinely have no idea what actually happened in the film (despite paying attention) although it appeared to involve magic creation of a record studio, producer role, music video, swimming pool, budget for cars and requirement for women, all of which appeared with wild abandon and zero cause and then disappeared in the same manner.

I revived my account purely to spare others, and the only reason it's gained 1/10 is because 0/10 is no longer a voting option.