You Can't Do That on Television Romance and Dating (1979–1990) Online
- Original Title :
- Romance and Dating
- Genre :
- TV Episode / Family / Comedy
- Year :
- 1979–1990
- Directror :
- Brenda Mason
- Cast :
- Alasdair Gillis,Abby Hagyard,Vanessa Lindores
- Writer :
- Robert Black,Josh Morris
- Type :
- TV Episode
- Time :
- 30min
- Rating :
- 6.3/10
When a secret admirer woos Lisa with gifts, a love letter and tickets to a cruise, Alasdair seems bent up over the situation, declaring his own love for her. Lisa accepts the secret admirer's cruise offer only to discover it's someone with a special proposal in mind. Meanwhile, Doug, dressed as Cupid, aims to spread the love by shooting castmates with his arrows (getting consistently cockeyed results). Elsewhere: Christine falls in love with a new arcade machine, Nasti brings Hodgkins a date, lovesick Alasdair begs to be shot, Vanessa's movie dates with Doug aren't what she expects, the Taj Mahal gets a feminist view, Valerie checks Alasdair's underpants before a date, the Librarian gets the man of her dreams, Alasdair gets the girl of his dreams, Snake-Eyes has a new lady-friend, Christine connives a curfew extension for her night out with Alasdair, Vanessa hires a love letter service, Barth offers daters two-for-half dinner specials, Blip's computer dating machine makes an unlikely ...
| Episode cast overview: | |||
 | Alasdair Gillis | ||
 | Abby Hagyard | - | Valerie Prevort / Librarian |
 | Vanessa Lindores | ||
 | Les Lye | - | El Capitano / Lance Prevort / Barth Baggs / Ross Ewich / Nasti / Mr. Schidtler / Announcer / Blip / Snake-Eyes / Principal |
 | Christine McGlade | ||
| Doug Ptolemy | ||
 | Lisa Ruddy |
Alasdair hosts this episode. With Christine preparing to depart the show, she and Alasdair shared hosting duties through the sixth season so her eventual absence would not be keenly felt.
Writer Robert Black appears as Barth's unnamed employee in this episode.