Ready, Set, Action (2007) Online

Signalling the decline of once-industry leader Vivid Video, this is one of many titles cranked out as filler and masquerading as a real feature. Paul Thomas, hiding behind his "Chuck Lords" nom de crap, once again shows us the making of a crummy video in patently phony fashion.

Nick Manning pretends to be in charge, and the sole plot point is that new contract star Brea Lynn is late for work. Thus ends the story portion of our program so one with the sex.

Dull sex scenes are intercut to distract the viewer, and the couplings are strictly random. Gimmick is that Brea keeps popping up on screen, horning in on sex scenes to make them a threesome. Ending takes place surprisingly at what subsequently became porn's No. 1 shooting location, the "Immoral Proposal" mansion, as Brea's subsitute finally arrives to confront Nick, right in the foyer with the iconic oval-paned windows, potted plant, spiral staircase and chandelier on view.

During the end credits PT's co-conspirator Shylar Cobi shows up as a dumb gag. No surprise that Brea Lynn's career went nowhere after this lame beginning.