River (2007) Online

A guy who I think may be gay shacks up with a tall woman, and together they walk around a small town, taking random pictures of things such as walls and chairs that take their fancy, while having in-depth discussions about perception, communication the meaning of life and other such weighty subjects.

Yes, it is as boring as it sounds. It's like that chap from American Beauty who was perplexed by that plastic bag blowing about got to make his own motion picture. But what was an intriguing character quirk in that movie quickly becomes mind-numbingly dull when made into an 80 minute feature.

Perhaps I'm missing something. Maybe my fragile little mind can't cope with the intellectual stimuli on show here. This could be solely for those who have an advanced thought process, who can interpret what I regard as monotonous drivel into something deep and meaningful. If that's true, you little professors are welcome to it. I'm off to do something more fun... like my tax returns. Ciao. 2/10