'Allo 'Allo! Pretty Maids All in a Row (1982–1992) Online
- Original Title :
- Pretty Maids All in a Row
- Genre :
- TV Episode / Comedy / History / War
- Year :
- 1982–1992
- Directror :
- Robin Carr,David Croft
- Cast :
- Gorden Kaye,Carmen Silvera,Vicki Michelle
- Writer :
- Jeremy Lloyd,David Croft
- Type :
- TV Episode
- Time :
- 45min
- Rating :
- 8.3/10
The airmen are disguised as waitresses at the cafe.However,Von Klinkerhoffen recognizes a Van Gogh,behind which Rene has hidden The Fallen Madonna,and he requisitions it to be taken to the chateau,along with the two 'waitresses'. To thwart this an elaborate pantomime is staged,whereby the two men dress as tarts out to seduce Rene.A supposedly enraged Edith then 'shoots' them with a gun loaded with blanks. The 'corpses' are taken to Alphonse's funeral parlour under which a tunnel has been dug,connecting to the prisoner-of-war camp across the road,in which it is planned to hide the two fugitives.
| Episode cast overview, first billed only: | |||
 | Gorden Kaye | - | René Artois |
 | Carmen Silvera | - | Edith Artois |
 | Vicki Michelle | - | Yvette Carte-Blanche |
 | Francesca Gonshaw | - | Maria Recamier |
 | John D. Collins | - | Flying Officer Fairfax |
 | Nicholas Frankau | - | Flying Officer Carstairs |
 | Richard Marner | - | Colonel Kurt von Strohm |
 | Sam Kelly | - | Captain Hans Geering |
 | Kim Hartman | - | Private Helga Geerhart |
 | Guy Siner | - | Lieutenant Hubert Gruber |
| Hilary Minster | - | General Erich von Klinkerhoffen |
| Jack Haig | - | Roger Leclerc |
 | Kirsten Cooke | - | Michelle Dubois |
| Rose Hill | - | Madame Fanny |
 | Richard Gibson | - | Herr Otto Flick |