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- Original Title :
- Missing and Presumed Dead
- Genre :
- TV Episode / Comedy / History / War
- Year :
- 1982–1992
- Directror :
- John B. Hobbs
- Cast :
- Gorden Kaye,Guy Siner,Richard Marner
- Writer :
- Jeremy Lloyd,David Croft
- Type :
- TV Episode
- Time :
- 45min
- Rating :
- 7.8/10
René is kept by the communist Resistance as a love slave in their underground hide-out in the forest. Meanwhile, everybody thinks René has died in the windmill explosion. Everybody is very saddened and officer Crabtree comes up with the idea to erect a statue in memory of René. The colonel and Gruber, when visiting the café to find out where the painting is and express their sympathy, agree to pay for the statue. Meanwhile, Herr Flick takes of the bandages and reveals his new face while René tries to escape from the Resistance.
| Episode cast overview, first billed only: | |||
 | Gorden Kaye | - | René Artois |
 | Guy Siner | - | Lieutenant Hubert Gruber |
 | Richard Marner | - | Colonel Kurt von Strohm |
 | Kim Hartman | - | Private Helga Geerhart |
 | Hilary Minster | - | General Erich von Klinkerhoffen |
 | Carmen Silvera | - | Edith Artois |
 | Vicki Michelle | - | Yvette Carte-Blanche |
 | Sue Hodge | - | Mimi Labonq |
 | Kirsten Cooke | - | Michelle Dubois |
 | Arthur Bostrom | - | Officer Crabtree |
 | Kenneth Connor | - | Monsieur Alfonse |
| David Janson | - | Herr Otto Flick |
| John Louis Mansi | - | Herr Engelbert von Smallhausen |
 | Carole Ashby | - | Louise |
 | Ann Michelle | - | First Communist Girl |