Insane (2016) Online

Massimiliano Cerchi...please find another line of work. I could have tie wrapped a go-pro to a squirrel and made a better movie than this. I've seen "adult-themed" films, filmed on VHS in a back yard of a house that has better acting. Good grief, the only thing "Insane" about this, was I watched the entire train wreck, rather than the insides of my eyelids...like my wife opted. Let me point out a few glaring and blatant mistakes I don't think are even taught in film school because they rank with: "Make sure the camera is on". If you have an actor standing at the stove "cooking", maybe actually have something in the pan and have the stove on, plates out, bags of food...ANYTHING to suggest the actor is actually making something, rather than have them pushing a spatula around an empty cold frying pan. Also if you're trying to show actors watching TV, how's about having a TV in front of them.....on. Really? REALLY?? Wow, this was bad. Was this supposed to be a frightening movie? Or an example of how to make terrible waste of hard drive space? The most terrifying thing about this film was the thought that you might be supporting a family on an income producing such magnificent bowel movements you call, film. All I can say Massimiliano is the world does need ditch diggers.

The Plot.

Based on a terrifying series of events.

A manifestation of evil that begins to engulf the life of a young couple who just moved into a mansion.

Unable to deny the demonic presence any longer, things begin to change.

And Not for the Better...

This movie is not scary in the slightest.

It's rather stupid, in fact.

And you'll wait the entire film for the female lead to show those giant knockers but she doesn't.

So don't bother.

And why can't i give this any stars???? It gets ONE.

The acting was just awful. You can tell they were trying too hard to remember their lines. The quality of the movie isn't great, I mean I get that they are going along the lines of "Paranormal Activity Style" filming but it just got too annoying for me. It's all just been done before, buy a house that is too good to be true, realize something terrible happened before, keep researching the terrors before, find an object, become possessed. Bla blah blah. I just wish someone would come up with an original idea that maybe hasn't been done before! I wish I could take back the time I wasted watching this crap film.

Please take my word for it, don't bother watching this movie.

A found footage that has a couple moving into a lush home that has some murder baggage. Seems whoever lives here goes completely off the deep end killing everyone followed by themselves. Sure enough a clown starts to appear in hidden camera footage and is soon seen all over the place or is he really there?

The premise was cool but they had no idea how to deliver it. It was a boring Paranormal Activity type as you watched them sleep every night to see if the clown would show up and sit on the bed. It gets a little better near the end but by this time you have already abandoned all hope for this flick.

Michael (Vincent Rivera) buys a beautiful house on line which Sarah (Marcella "cleavage" Rodriguez) loves until they discover it was a murder house with the initial killing performed by an escapee of a local asylum in a clown suit. Michael loves to film everything and wires up the house when creepy things start following the discovery of a Jack-in-the-box and playing with a cool looking Ouija Board.

If you liked the "Paranormal" series, then this one wasn't far from the formula. Marcella Rodriguez provided us with some nice eye-candy (if you are into legs, cleavage, and butts) but the over-all feature was typical of the found footage genre.

Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity.

INSANE is another indie found footage horror flick that heavily copies PARANORMAL ACTIVITY throughout. The story sees a couple moving into a new and expansive home, only to find themselves menaced by an evil spirit that takes the form of a toy clown. It's one of those films where nothing happens, although the actors do their very best to convince you that it does. The director seems more interested in showing off his lead actress's body in a variety of figure-hugging, skimpy, and low-cut outfits rather than attempting to scare the viewer.

Fun movie to watch. Not scary but it is surprising at some points. For a low budget indie film it wasn't bad at all. The acting wasn't good, but it did follow the story pretty well. The camera work could use some improvement, it did have a Blair witch/ paranormal activity feel though. It could've been a little longer with more action not as much build up. All in all, not a terrible movie. The bloopers at the end were funny I enjoyed them. The clown was an awesome costume, it was actually a dark looking clown not some goofy circus look. The location used for the "mansion" was nice, it gave them enough area to be able to spread the scenery around so it isn't the same location the whole movie.

I started watching this movie after running out of nearly everything else to watch on Amazon Prime. I quickly noticed it was a found footage film and as the plot clues you in, a possession film. As I actually liked the main character I had a lot of hope this film would try an interesting or unique path.

Unfortunately the film follows the standard formula in which a story of tragedy is laid out to the characters who then investigate, encounter an increasing amount of supernatural events that they don't deem police worthy, and then fall to the exact same tragedy that was laid out in the story. Thus everything feels very predictable, not only because it has been done in a dozen other found footage films, but because the movie tells you what is going to happen.

Onto some remaining positives, the clown make up was kinda nice. Some scenes with the clown were funny which gave me some entertainment. Unfortunately for me the clown character was not played up enough, I think they could have had more fun with the character.

I normally don't mind low budget movies. I only ask a couple of things. Decent acting and a consistent storyline. This pile of dung had neither. The only thing creepy about it is the clown. Cuz...clowns are creepy. This clown is scary looking. But thats about the only good thing I can say. The female lead has huge boobs and she uses them I guess to make the movie interesting. She has a couple tank tops she wears throughout the movie.She bounces and jiggles her way through the entire film.This movie was a ghetto rip off of Paranormal Activity. Save yourself a headache and pass over this dung heap.

I never write reviews but I feel like this is needed.

First I would like to point out great move to disable the ratings on this movie, I would also do the same if my movie was this bad. This is the result of bad acting and pornstar trying to get into Hollywood. the visual effects almost gave me seizures, even if this movie was given to me for free I would burn it to the ground until there is nothing left but ashes, that would actually make a better horror story in it by itself. I would also be ashamed if my name was on this movie, I'm most certain that all of the money went into the house to shoot their low budget movie, this is also the result if you hire someone of craigslist claiming to be a professional but uses windows movie maker as their primary source of editing. In this day and age you would think movies would improve their quality but I would also be embarrassed to publish this movie if I'm using 5$ cameras to record my movie, everything was exactly mimicking of Paranormal Activity, please I'm trying so hard to find anything original about this movie, but I can't and no matter how hard I try I can't find anything relatively good about this movie, a huge disappointment in movie history, this movie is the reason why I look up ratings from now on, I rest my case.