Green Acres Culture (1965–1971) Online
- Original Title :
- Culture
- Genre :
- TV Episode / Comedy / Family
- Year :
- 1965–1971
- Directror :
- Richard L. Bare
- Cast :
- Eddie Albert,Eva Gabor,Pat Buttram
- Writer :
- Jay Sommers,Jay Sommers
- Type :
- TV Episode
- Time :
- 30min
- Rating :
- 7.2/10
The "Every Other Wednesday Afternoon Discussion Club" decides to bring culture to the valley by starting the Hooterville Symphony Orchestra. Oliver calls the women "nuts" for considering such a ridiculous idea. Undeterred, Lisa calls her conductor friend Sir Gefforey to come and conduct the orchestra. What he encounters is the Hooterville Volunteer Fire Department Marching Band playing the only song they know.
| Episode cast overview: | |||
 | Eddie Albert | - | Oliver Wendell Douglas |
 | Eva Gabor | - | Lisa Douglas |
 | Pat Buttram | - | Mr. Haney |
 | Tom Lester | - | Eb Dawson |
 | Frank Cady | - | Sam Drucker |
 | Mary Grace Canfield | - | Ralph Monroe |
 | Barbara Pepper | - | Doris Ziffel |
 | Virginia Sale | - | Selma Plout |
 | Buddy Foster | - | Emory Durkin |
 | Tony Fraser | - | Horace Milford |
 | Sid Melton | - | Alf Monroe |
 | Reginald Gardiner | - | Sir Geoffrey |
Hooterville resident Selma Plout, a member of Lisa's culture club, is a recurring character on "Petticoat Junction" and makes her only "Green Acres" appearance in this episode. Selma Plout is not identified by name in this episode, only in the end credits.