Playgirl: Our Little Secret (2010) Online

Once past the meaningless title, you get six ho-hum vignettes plus a jerk-off solo turn, leading to the best segment as a bonus: "Cross-Sexual Fantasy" starring Marie Luv and Ramon Nomar. Director Skye Blue packs that one with not one but two switcheroos: the interracial sex angle augmented by Luv strongly cross-dressing in suit and fashionable hat as a man.

Of the standard issue segments, Evan Stone is relegated to pantomime as "The Blacksmith", an error he corrects by running off at the mouth in the BTS short subject. His partner Victoria Lawson is a winner.

Lesbian icon Celeste Star matches up nicely with Alyssa Reece in Sapphic bliss. A young Britney Amber is refreshing as a co-ed getting down with an unfamiliar player, Damien Parks, while the fabulous Euro Porn star Maria Bellucci makes a Chatsworth pit stop to have outdoor sex with Aaron Wilcoxxx. Unlike Stone, who horses around facetiously in his BTS monologue, Aaron is quite thoughtful about the porn business when given a chance to speak.

But nearly all of this Playgirl compilation is pantomime, and not very expressive at that. The most stylish segment has Tommy Gunn and Sky Taylor as lovers in ancient Egypt with a pretty set to match.