Internal Pop Shots (2005) Online

Adam & Eve stooped mighty low for this 8-scene loser, gonzo sex resulting in a cream pie each time like clockwork. Hardly any redeeming features - I'd rather watch a documentary on Jackson Pollock's drip technique of painting.

That's because the be-all and end-all of cream pies as a porno gimmick is to watch the viscous spunk drip out of a lady's orifice after presumably having been deposited there by a porn stud. It can be fake, as in the pre-primed approach that is analogous to how Poland Spring accounts for much of the latter-day "squirting" phenomenon on screen, or just a realistic "proof", analogous to porn's relentless insistence on the opposite approach: the pull-out shot to prove the actor has achieved ejaculation. Leave nothing to the imagination is the marching order for unimaginative pornographers.

Real-life couples are emphasized in the casting of this compilation, such as Voodoo & Nicole Sheridan, Luc Wylder and Alexandra Silk, Holly & Troy Halston or Mickey G and Missy.

One ringer segment has Brit Porn icon Angel Long paired with Frazer Fox, a guy familiar from Cathy Barry videos. That footage was evidently excerpted from Luc Wylder's "Amateur Angels 9" in the Adam & Eve vaults.