Debbie Does Dallas: The Revenge (2003) Online

Paul Thomas cranked out many a re-do or follow-up to famous titles (e.g., Green Door, Devil in Miss Jones) for VIvid in the label's heyday, but his Debbie movies are probably the worst. This vehicle for contract star Sunrise Adams is stupid and pointless, not even in the same vein as the overrated '70s original.

Lezley Zen is miscast as the bad girl, sabotaging Debbie in order to become head cheerleader. There's no football or actual cheerleader in this feature, just a bunch of unlikely and overage girls working out or having sex, with Raven Touchstone's script going nowhere.

Lots of talent, including Nicole Sheridan, Rebecca Love and Voodoo (plus Evan Stone in a small role as a waiter) who were starring together in mainstream (if grade B) Fred Olen Ray features at this time, adds little to the show. Similarly, busty Jordan Haze and exotic Olivia Del Rio are thrown into the mix with null effect.