Yvonne's Odyssey (1996) Online

I never understood the praise and popularity afforded pornographer Bruce Seven 30-plus years ago when I saw his stuff freshly released, and looking back at this bondage exercise decades later, I'm still mystified. His work is consistently amateurish, pointless and poorly done even graded by the nonexistent standards of this fetish video genre.

This obscure offering was missing from IMDb till I added it, just for the record. It features annoying male guest stars like Seymore Butts, similarly untalented porno vets, and the girls tie each other up or get mistreated for a fast buck. Nothing remotely erotic occurs, and by current standards this is BDSM ultra-lite.

I was surprised to see the numerous credits for hapless heroine Yvonne listed in the database, many of them attributed to Seymore. She looks okay but is hardly star material.

So if you like to see folks horsing around with riding crops, aimed at humans not horses, working on incredibly cheap sets and photographed so poorly you want to chuck the video into the waste basket at times, this Cousin Brucie epic is for you.