Brand New-U (2015) Online

There are no redeeming qualities about this movie. I thought that the premise sounded intriguing but I found it confusing. and boring. I kept waiting for something good to catch my interest which never happened. The characters are hard to follow and have no depth. I couldn't figure out their motivation. The roles are confusing and I am not sure I even understood the plot as it was so poorly defined. I couldn't figure out if the characters were trapped in some sort of alternate world or if it was based on a very strange world in general. I'm not sure I even understood the ending. It was by far the worst movie I've seen this year.

I try and give low-budget sci-fi films more leeway to see without costly special effects if some nuggets of cleverness or originality can be found. Unfortunately, what I saw here came across as way too murky, obtuse, and nonsensical, for my tastes.

Told in a slow-paced and surrealistic manner, the story, from what I could garner, revolves around a nefarious and mysterious company, called Brand New-U, that apparently abducts or beats people into submission, to take them to their headquarters. Once there, they are transformed into a new version of themselves (or identical) via a type of hypnosis, brainwashing, and surgery. For what exact purpose this is done never really became clear to me, but there is a mention of rich benefactors of the corporation who believe a better human being can emerge. Huh?

The two stars of the movie have good screen presence but their talents, in my opinion, can't be realized within this dense plot. Simon Pummell handles the writing and direction, and just what he had in mind escapes me, I'm sorry to say.

All in all, this sci-fi flick didn't work for me at any level, and I would recommend not to waste your time here with this one.

How on earth can this crapfest be currently averaging 7.3/10?

Seriously, IMDb's reputation is damaged beyond repair if garbage like this achieves such a high score, causing those who still trust the site to waste their time and money sitting through such an inane and pointless excuse of a movie.

So the production team summoned all their friends and relatives, urging them to clog IMDb with their 10/10 ratings, betraying those of us who actually care about honest recommendations.

Gaming the system this way is only hurting the art of cinematography.

Pathetic.

This is one of the worst films I have ever seen. Nothing happens in this film, and that nothing somehow manages to not make any sense.

There's no plot, no ending, no explanation of what is going on. They take short shots and DRAG them out for FOREVER with stupid pointless slow motion!

AVOID THIS FILM!

It's not even bad in a way that can possibly be enjoyed - it's just awful and boring and pointless!

Science fiction is supposed to play with an interesting idea. This film begins with what seems like an interesting premise, and then manages to throw away that premise and just become a confusing mess full of pointless slow motion. AVOID!

In the near future, a couple have a romantic evening destroyed when a swat team visit them in the night and forcibly abduct the woman. The man is left alone but discovers that one of the attackers inexplicably has his girlfriend's face. This leads him to a high-tech company called Brand New-U.

This psychological sci-fi film deals with ideas of identity. It's not in all honesty always easy keeping track of what is going on as doppelgangers interact with each other and things get a little confusing, so it is a film that could potentially improve on a second viewing. The first impression, however, is a film that looks very beautiful at times but which is on the whole rather cold and unengaging. The central relationship is very important to the film as it underpins everything, yet we never get very involved with the characters meaning it is difficult caring much about their plights. The somewhat deliberate slow-pacing doesn't necessarily help very much either, with some scenes playing out far too long. But as I said, it is visually very beautiful at times with some great use of colour. So it has this on its side, while there does seem to be some interesting elements working their way in the background. But it was all a little too ponderously told for my personal liking.

The vote button does not go below 1 but IF it did i would rate this film the lowest possible score available (and I've seen Cube 2; Hypercube) This film will leave you with no understanding and only wish you could have your time back.

I created an account just to be able to leave this warning because felt that strongly about it and my fellow man potentially falling into the same trap that i did; heard about the film, checked the 7.4 IMDb rating and thought 'why not!' Please be careful.

The characters did not explain anything and left every part of this film and especially the plot itself to the imagination. I expect anyone rating this above 1 filled said gaps with their own thoughts. I found the film was displaying scenes in slow motion to just fill up time? so many unnecessary slow-mo tension building scenes (strong in the background and everything). Random waste of my life.

I watched it to the end hoping for some plot to emerge and validate the movies 7.3 IMDb rating, nothing happened, so save yourself the pain.

The 'sound effects' begged me to turn it off within the first two minutes, various high pitch tones that continue throughout the film. No plot. I don't know what to say about the acting. The CGI and every part of the imagery is just nauseating.

I've never felt the need to write a review before this, the IMDb rating really effed me here though.

All trust in this rating system is lost.

DON'T WATCH, DO ANYTHING ELSE.

So some of the big questions are never answered, like why did they come to take his girlfriend in the first place. Then, after the replacement girlfriend died, why didn't they abort the mission and leave the real girlfriend there. And why these abductors choose such a bad time to abduct, couldn't they have pulled her off the street into a van, no, they show up at the house, hoping that the girlfriend answers the door, but no, lets point a gun at the boyfriend and demand to know where the girlfriend is, when she is just in the bedroom asleep, simply stupid. The abductors dumb planning led to the replacement girlfriend getting killed, so they framed the boyfriend as a murderer instead of disposing of the body. And why are they switching out people anyway, would someone really pay for that, yeah, give me some other persons face and I'll take over their lives, not knowing any details of the relationship they'll be in. So you can't have two identical's occupying the same living area but the whole last part of the film had the main character conflicting with himself. And they let him smuggle a picture into his new life, but then put him in close proximity to his girlfriend so he can hook back up with her. At that point why didn't he tell her the whole plot and run to the police, see I didn't murder my girlfriend, shes right here. No, I need to have a final showdown with my identical and kill him. This movie made me angry and frustrated because it was so poorly written. I found the positive reviews of this movie laughable, are they paid plugs? I can usually make sense out of a movie when others don't and this one, it was just a bad script and the movie has plot holes that could sink the titanic.

At best this is a 3/10. IMDb is not reliable when it comes to the user ratings for the first couple of months or more as most people know, to see 1000's of people giving this movie a 9,10/10 rating is sickening! Do the film makers pay people for the score or is it the whole cast and crew giving the 10/10 lol. Please stop! it makes you look even worse.

Avoid this movie and save your time for something more worthwhile, like a walk to the shops or some gardening.

I could only stomach 10 min of the pointless, seemingly randomly generated sequence of unrelated images that this nonsensical movie is. This movie is so terrible that a negative rating should be created just for it, exclusively. There is absolutely no logical reason why someone in their right mind, not under the effects of hallucinogenic substances, should give a rating over 1. Avoid at all costs.

When I decided to watch this movie, I was expecting exactly what the description said, the main characters girlfriend was kidnapped and he hunts her down. Instead this weird company that isn't explained (through the whole movie) places him in some weird futuristic city. Yet they place him right by where the girl is then they get mad at him for going after her. they kidnap her again and then it gets way more confusing, a guy shows up and gives him a gun, and then all confusion breaks out and the movie ends with zero explanation whatsoever. I also feel the need to mention that this movie is so full of filler more than half the movie contains long pauses, or repeated parts, or completely useless content, I'm sure this movie would have been more enjoyable if there was some explanation to replace all of the filler.

Rarely can I not figure out what a movie is at least attempting to say, and I don't have a problem with "art" films, either. For example, I really enjoyed Under the Skin--a little hard to figure out, but enough there to create meaning. On the other hand, Identicals was a blissful acid trip, often shifting unexpectedly, long drawn out shots doing little other than spinning wheels, and repetition and overlap that did nothing but confuse. And confuse it did.

People appear out of nowhere with little explanation, threats are made to the main characters with little cause, and then there's an organization that appears to want to control some element of society, but we never know exactly who they are or their motivation. And then the end comes and .....

Nada.

If not the worst movie I've ever seen, certainly a top five worst- ever candidate. Were there any positives? Actually, I think there is potential here for visually the film was captivating, and if there was more logic and sense tied into the plot (if you can call it that), there is a good foundation to work with. It's not a complete wash but close.

As a massive sci-fi fan I was looking forward to watching a well acted, mentally challenging British film. Unfortunately, Identicals is devoid of emotion and is Incredibly slow. Nothing happens. Now I do not mind a slow movie with amazing sounds and stunning cinematography. This had neither. It started well, with some nice illusory shots and solid audio, but after ten minutes or so, the sound track was repeating itself over and over again with an annoying high pitch sample of a camera sound. The same video clips were used over and over again. This movie was rushed and showed extremely lazy production techniques. Closer to no budget than low budget.

This pretentious attempt at a movie, as others have pointed out, has no redeeming qualities. The story such as it is would possibly have made for a passable short (10-15 minutes max), but instead there are now 100 minutes of my life that I regret spending on it.

Don't make the same mistake I did - heed the advice of the other reviewers. Don't watch this.

Okay, so my review does not contain ten lines of text yet. So let me repeat: don't waste your time on this movie. It's not worth it. Do something fun instead. Floss your cat, what do I know.

Still not long enough. Well, okay, the actress is cute. Apparently, her surname is No-one. A bit like "My name is nobody" :-)

'IDENTICALS': Three and a Half Stars (Out of Five)

Low-budget sci-fi thriller, written and directed by Simon Pummell. It's about a future corporation, that helps individuals find better lives; through 'upgrading' into the body of an 'identical' (a 'better-life' donor). It stars Lachlan Nieboer, Nora-Jane No one and Nick Blood. The film is a mess, it's way too convoluted and hard to follow, but it does have great atmosphere and visuals.

The story takes place in the near future, when the company 'Brand New-U' finds better lives for people; by finding them an 'Identical' donor. Slater (Nieboer) is perfectly happy with his ideal life, until his girlfriend, Nadia (Noone), is taken by 'Brand New-U'; and a dead body, that looks just like her, is left in her place. In order to get Nadia back, Slater realizes he must become a client of the mysterious corporation. It's either that, or face murder charges for the death of his girlfriend.

The movie starts out looking cool, and it's got a great 70s/80s sci- fi retro feel to it. The concept is interesting too, but after awhile I had absolutely no idea what was going on (especially by the end). Maybe I need to watch it again, but it's also pretty slow- paced; after the half-way point at least (but maybe that's because I didn't know what was going on). In the end, it seems like a movie that's almost all 'style over substance'; but that style is pretty cool.

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Apparently, some reviewers may seem to think this is some sort of techno futurist art statement film piece, probing an uncharted realm suggested by parallel existence pathways in an emergent world.

But wait . . .

Before heralding this latest film as probing new uncharted territory, not so fast.

Much of this same concept was remarkably well done (much better than via "Identicals" in various ways, at least in my opinion), in the Rock Hudson film "Seconds", circa 1966.

Identicals does deserve some credit for its stylistic motif, a uniquely strange mix of future and retro tech ambiance, and the lovely Nora-Jane No one is quite fun to watch as Nadia . . . but still, this film just doesn't quite fit all the pieces together well enough to deliver its entire message coherently.

I certainly don't mind the time spent to watch this, as visually and aesthetically it's an interesting bit of filmcraft, but this could have been so much more, like a seed planted promising a magnificent flower, but ever quite reaching full blossom.

This movie opens with the camera stationary on the female leads face while she repeats the same two lines of dialogue over and over. I should have realised from this patience testing opening that I wasn't going to enjoy this film.

This movie is painfully slow. It looks nice and stylish and the acting is pretty solid but the story isn't really saying anything. I kept telling myself something interesting was surely going to happen but it never did. It does't even have a point, I thought it might be trying to say something about love or soulmates or how you have to make the most of the hand your dealt but no. It's meaningless style over substance and boredom fully lording it up over that style.

Maybe I missed the point but to be honest I don't care I won't be watching this again.

Anyone familiar with that hipster flick "Primer" might get an inkling just how confusing, muddled and outright moronic "Identicals" is. Actually, even "Primer" is like "Dumbo" compared to this - simplistic: that should tell you quite a lot. I've seen over 3,700 movies so far, and I've never - literally never - seen a movie as utterly devoid of sense and logic as this almost randomly put-together drivel. There is no point to this mess, none whatsoever.

What kind of a world do the characters inhabit? No info. Present or future? Zip. Why are people being altered? Nope, the director doesn't know either. For what purpose are they being cloned? Sorry, nothing. Who else knows about this mysterious corporation aside from the people it pointlessly tortures? Can't help you there, because there's literally not even a hint of a clue of an indication to even contemplate answering that question. What changes about the main character, if he even does change? Nope, sorry. Which is the real brunette? Nope. What the hell is going on? I have no clue; no-one does. (That includes the few glue-sniffing hipsters who convinced themselves that they understood this mess.) Why does the corporation resort to beating up its clients when their scientific methods fail to work? (Admittedly, that was kind of funny, if unintentionally. Imagine that: a mega-powerful corporate entity that devises all these advanced technological cloning/brainwashing/whatever techniques, and yet they resort to the old-boot-in-the-groin method when things don't go as planned! Very Python-like.) What's the basic story? I really couldn't tell you, and neither could the lazy writer-director.

Who is what and where is why? Now we're getting closer. That's more like the kind of question this movie deserves, because idiotic movies don't deserve intelligent/normal questions. So in that vein, who's the guy who said that thing just before that thing happened that made no sense just after the main character said something to that other guy? I can't answer that either, but somehow I'm more at ease with such questions, when it comes to "reviewing" a pile of pig-dung such as this pretentious, "arty" mess.

The only clues you ever get in this pile of scorpion-vomit is in the first 5 minutes: they tell you that the movie will be incomprehensible and unwatchable. So what I said earlier about the movie not offering any clues whatsoever is not entirely true, technically speaking at least. Such is the blatant incompetence of this movie's coke-sniffing "auteur" that the movie's first 5 minutes already prepare you for an excruciatingly dull experience. Not only is the utter confusion of the script very obvious from the get-go, but the movie's extremely slow pace becomes a serious problem soon thereafter.

Alex, your cue.

I kid you not, oh my Brothers, but when I viddied how boring this movie is, I started fast-forwarding it and the like. Despite that, oh my Brothers, the movie still seemed to move at a snail's pace! Suddenly I had the urge for a bit of the old' ultra-violence. I viddied myself tolchoking the actors and the director and everyone else involved in this gloopy film, and what heavenly visions of the red red kroovy I had, oh my Brothers! It was as beautiful as Beethoven's 9th to imagine myself and my three droogs smashing the director's empty golova. We always rather enjoyed beating up on those sophistos which you may know as hipsters these days, oh my Brothers, but for this scribbler-director our gang would have had a special kind of horrorshow cocktail of chains and nozhys reserved.

Thank you, Alex, always a pleasure to hear your take.

Sure, it doesn't take much to get Alex to go mental on people, waving around with his fists and knives, but surely anyone who saw the film must share at least the basic sentiment of Alex. This shoddy film does indeed move at a snail's pace and has absolutely zero logic. Literally nothing is explained to the suffering viewer who doesn't get 5 unknowns and 23 "knowns" so that he at least has a mathematical shot at finding the answers. No, this is an unsolvable riddle, with 29 unknowns and maybe 2 or 3 "knowns". And lest you fall into that classic hipster trap of thinking that your imaginary mighty intellect can figure this out as some kind of a puzzle movie, rest assured that there ARE no answers because this isn't a riddle. Anyone who mistakes random garbage for an intellectual riddle needs a good tolchoking from Alex and his droogs. And I mean that with the best of intentions: the pummeling might result in an accidental lobotomy which I am sure greatly increases odds of "de-hipstertization".

Come to think of it, I am not even sure this non-cinematic aberration can qualify as a movie. It has actors, yes. But it has no plot.

The overacting by the lead actor doesn't help either. This chump looks like a kid who just got out of drama school (the Nick Cage department), raring to show what he's got. He hasn't got squat: no charisma at all. But at least he has a penchant for contorting his face whenever playing the evil twin, which is good if you're into cheesy, broad performances and other types of celluloid buffoonery. I hated the female lead too; if that's attractive and sexy, I don't know what's ugly then.

BORING! Lacked any sense of story and any clear definition of WTF actually went on for 100 minutes. I resent another reviewer comparing this POS to Phillip K Dick - Erm..... Don't think so, mate! Dick has written some sci-fi gems, fairly successful and with an actual budget. In terms of budget, you only need to look at such films as the original Evil Dead movies, done on a shoestring but still containing a significant POINT, STORY and SOMETHING OTHER THAN A PRETTY BACKGROUND THAT NO-ONE GRASPED WAS THE STORY ITSELF!!!!!!

I read a review online that said this film "Out dicks Philip K Dick" so that made me curious! I saw this film in Utopiales Sci-Fi Festival in France and it blew me away. It explores how we adopt multiple identities - online, at work, at home and in our lives - and looks at what happens when we're confronted with ourselves. It looks amazing - set in a visually beautiful world with brilliant actors. And watch out for great cameos from Nick Blood (Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.) and Tony Way (High Rise) It's a film for sci-fi fans but also for anyone interested in how we live today and relationships. Unlike anything I've seen in a while. If you're a fan of Seconds, Under the Skin or The Double, go see!

Writer/director!

Says it all. As you'll know if you've read any of my other reviews.

It's confusing and convoluted without even half-decent characterisation or story arc, and you can just see the writer patting himself on the back saying what a clever writer I am!

You can only hope the producers lost money. It might prevent them chucking more at writers who want to direct their own script. Very, very, very few can do it successfully. Simon Pummell can't.

It gets two stars for its cinematography and low-budget design. If only it had a plot and characters to go with it...

This is another movie that proves the IMDB rating are wrong. Check out the User Reviews. Currently standing at 6.0. No way Jose!

Totally confused, illogical uncompleted storytelling, that movie does not make any sense. The visuals are kind of nice, but that's about it. No idea who gave this a good rating, for me it was a waste of time.

Same advice as the other reviews: save your time for something worthwile, this movie is just bad.

It was an ok movie, was basically confused the whole way through, were the Identicals clones, were they people that look like you,,, In the end I decided that the film was all about the first part. "Let me Just profile you" In that the whole movie was just him sat in that chair being profiled in virtual reality, What would he do under certain circumstances, how does he react, This profiling would continue it's bizarre flow until he reached the point where he was living his perfect life. Once they figured this out, they then go and place him in that exact same situation, Aka the perfect life space, Whilst also instilling into his mind he has to do exactly what they want him too.

Overall it was an ok movie, could definitely have done better with the plot line. You are left wondering at the end, what exactly was going on, Use your imaginations watchers, Don't expect a movie to handhold you the whole way through, Sometimes just sometimes a movie will force you to make up your own ending and plot line. Personally I don't see any thing wrong with that.

6/10, May have been better as a short instead of a full length movie.

Slater (Lachlan Nieboer) is celebrating his birthday with Nadia (Nora-Jane Noone) who gets abducted for a better life with "Brand New U." Slater wasn't supposed to be there and gets a new life too from an organization which matches a person with someone else and allows them to take over their life. The catch is that they must forgo their past and have no connection to it. So then they place new Slater and new Nadia working in the same building....guess how that works out.

The film, when not a confused mess, was a slow moving drama attempting to create confusion as it unravels it. Perhaps hard core science fiction fans might like it, I couldn't get into it. The main characters were boring and lackluster. They seemed to watch Slater every second of every day...except for that one time.

Guide: F-word, brief sex. No nudity.

Somewhere in the future, a couple have a romantic night and a swat team pay them a visit to kidnap the girl. The man, aka the hero, is receiving help by phone from a mysterious voice and leads him to a high-tech company. This hero is confused but focused, something that is hard to comprehend. Also, why in the future is still a need to use wiretap is beyond me.

The visuals are nice, but the movie is annoying with repetitions and image shaking. It is like the whole point is to make you confuse, or maybe the Director thinks that you cannot focus so everything needs to be explained. The movie main point is the identity but why confusing people when this subject requires a clear discussion? Maybe some money to be spend?