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Eldorado (2012) Online
2012 Richard Driscoll Daryl Hannah Peter OToole Richard Driscoll
Original Title :
Eldorado
Genre :
Creative Work / Comedy / Horror / Musical / Western
Year :
2012
Directror :
Richard Driscoll
Cast :
Richard Driscoll,Daryl Hannah,Peter O'Toole
Writer :
Richard Driscoll
Budget :
$1,000,000
Type :
Creative Work
Time :
1h 34min
Rating :
2.6/10

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Eldorado (2012) Online

The Stranger, a tall striking creature dressed in white sets into motions a series of events while reciting the Edgar Allen Poe Poem "Eldorado", which will have an effect on those heading towards the mythical city. The evening was going to be a normal Blues Brothers tribute gig for Oliver and Stanley Rosenblum, The Jews Brothers at a local Bar Mitzvah, but things were not going to go to plan for Stan and Ollie. After being wrongly sent to entertain the annual conference of Neo Nazi's instead of the stripper, which was sent to the Bar Mitzvah by their inept Manager J.J. The Jews Brothers are chased out of town by the head of the Californian Chapter of Neo Nazi's General Zwick, and after contacting their agent J.J., who makes amends for the mix-up by sending the boys and the stripper Lesley Dean to do a show at the Eldorado Festival. This sets in motion a series of events, as at the same time Jessica Albino Jones is on the run from her husband, strip club owner Roy with a million of his...
Cast overview, first billed only:
Richard Driscoll Richard Driscoll - Oliver Rosenblum
Daryl Hannah Daryl Hannah - The Stranger
Peter O'Toole Peter O'Toole - Narrator (voice)
David Carradine David Carradine - The Spirit Guide
Jeff Fahey Jeff Fahey - Doc Martin
Michael Madsen Michael Madsen - Ted
Patrick Bergin Patrick Bergin - Roy
Brigitte Nielsen Brigitte Nielsen - Angel
Steve Guttenberg Steve Guttenberg - JJ
Rebecca Linley Rebecca Linley - Jessica Albino Jones
Rik Mayall Rik Mayall - Chef Mario
Darren Morgan Darren Morgan - Stanley Rosenblum
Sylvester McCoy Sylvester McCoy - General Zwick
Bill Moseley Bill Moseley - Lemmas
Robin Askwith Robin Askwith - Mick the Shoe


User reviews

Yalone

Yalone

OK. the back story behind me seeing this film... I lost a bet.

This film was basically used as a form of torture on me, clockwork orange style.. and it worked. I have never witnessed something this awful before in my life. The worst part is, I'd seen it before, under a different name 'Eldorado'... The only saving grace was that they had chopped out an hour of the film before changing the title to Highway to Hell...

However, even after it had 60 minutes chopped, it still felt like 3 hours or more. People who know me and read my reviews realise that I am used to watching the occasional bad film, to try and save everyone else the heartache, but I think this is my last. I really can't take it anymore. I can only compare it to watching roadkill slowly decompose for 3 days.

the reason it gets it's one star is not because you can't give a film 0 stars (which you can't), it's because it does make you realise how precise your time on Earth is, and you're likely to make the most of the rest of your afternoon whilst you frantically try and catch up lost time you'll never ever see again.

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Adoraris

Adoraris

The film appears to be an avant-garde musical grindhouse spoof of the Blues Brothers. The great Peter O'Toole narrates while Daryl Hannah reads poetry from Edgar Allen Poe. Also known as "Eldorado 3D."

The Jews Brother, Oliver (Richard Driscoll) and Stanley (Darren Morgan) are sent on gigs by their near blind agent (Steve Guttenberg) who confuses their job with that of a stripper. Eventually all the subplots wind up in Eldorado. Michael Madsen plays a detective searching for the wife of a strip club owner driving a big yellow Trans Am. Bond girl, Caroline Munro is unrecognizable as Lily.

The background set is surreal. The music is all lip sync (thankfully) . The dialogue needed work. Other movies spoofed included: "The Pirates of the Caribbean,", "O Brother Where Art Thou," Blazing Saddles," "Kill Bill," and "10,000 Maniacs." There were a few more and some I didn't catch. This is a different type of movie, not for everyone. In fact most people don't like it.

Parental Guide: F-bomb, nudity (Alexis Caley, girl under table, strippers, etc.)