"My subjects are hereby warned not to use 'Smith's Marmalade.' Anyone, high or low, caught breaking this edict will be beheaded. The King." Some marmalade, you may imagine. If it aroused ... See full summary
Smith's Marmalade (1911) Online
"My subjects are hereby warned not to use 'Smith's Marmalade.' Anyone, high or low, caught breaking this edict will be beheaded. The King." Some marmalade, you may imagine. If it aroused the wrath of a real throne-warmer it must have been a more unusual marmalade than the kinds that are advertised in America, for the magazine-recommended marmalade is yet to be that will make its user run the risk of beheading. And pretty Fatima, it's discovered, she was some case, surely. She had more of the love of adventure on two ounces of her than your oldest brother has in his whole hundred and sixty-five pounds. What she thought of kings generally, and the king that threw the hooks into her marmalade particularly, we'd hate to tell. Said opinion wasn't very high, that's all. So it came to be that Fatima infringed the law by scoffing, sneering and sneezing at the royal ruling in the matter of a certain and particular marmalade. "To the block with her," yelled her royal master, and preparations ...