Soft Border Patrol Hearts and Minds (2018– ) Online
- Original Title :
- Hearts and Minds
- Genre :
- TV Episode / Comedy
- Year :
- 2018–
- Directror :
- Iain Davidson
- Cast :
- Karen Hassan,Alan Irwin,Neil Delamere
- Writer :
- Bryce Hart,Joe Hullait
- Type :
- TV Episode
- Rating :
- 7.5/10
A brand new comedy set on that stretch of land where the EU meets the UK. Shadowing the Soft Border Patrol, the fictional border agency backed by governments in London, Dublin, Belfast and Brussels, this hilarious mockumentary monitors those who monitor those who are caught between a rock and a soft place. Does a plank across a stream constitute an illegal border crossing? Is chorizo still legal in Northern Ireland? Thankfully the SBP are here to provide information and clarification.
| Episode cast overview, first billed only: | |||
 | Karen Hassan | - | Lisa McCoy |
 | Alan Irwin | - | Sandy Donaldson |
| Neil Delamere | - | Niall Sweeney |
| Diona Doherty | - | Tracy Jones |
 | Patrick Buchanan | - | Connor Lafferty |
 | Chris Patrick-Simpson | - | Kris Davis |
 | Michael Condron | - | Ben McGregor |
| Julie Maxwell | - | Charlene Dunn |
| Faolan Morgan | - | Derek O'Hara |
 | Eline Van der Velden | - | Marianne Van Kesteren |
 | David Ireland | - | Farmer Campbell |
| Michael Stranney | - | Craig Carson |
| Elaine Malcolmson | - | Penny |
| Keith Singleton | - | Michael Flynn |
 | Lucy McConnell | - | Heather Campbell |