Pieds et sexe hard (2013) Online

Other than myself, I wonder who else samples these poorly executed "Canadian content" porn videos emanating from Quebec. 99% of Quebec porn is purely Chatsworth in content, so other than authenticity I don't know what this home-grown crap has to offer.

Case in point, the label dangles its toe in the water with this Foot Fetish exercise, lame on several levels. It fails to deliver enough of the distorted close-ups of "pieds" that fanatics require, and the cast is just not into their assignments.

Usual ringer Roxy Lane, one half of the not-illustrious Lane Sisters, walks through her vignette (sorry for that cheap shot, but it's no cheaper than this production). The other three girls are nothing to write home about, and the action is short on footsie, long on boredom. Male cast is awful, including a jerk who takes the unwieldy stage name (I'm not kidding): Kevin 30Seconds. Perhaps he's angling to be cast in a Nina Hartley fake-documentary for Adam & Eve titled "Premature Ejaculation".