PhoneShop Nick Nack Paddy Whack (2009– ) Online
- Original Title :
- Nick Nack Paddy Whack
- Genre :
- TV Episode / Comedy
- Year :
- 2009–
- Directror :
- Phil Bowker
- Cast :
- Daniel Bayle,Tom Bennett,Andrew Brooke
- Writer :
- Phil Bowker
- Type :
- TV Episode
- Time :
- 23min
- Rating :
- 7.2/10
Ashley is forced to confess to Jerwayne that he split with his girlfriend Deanne, claiming that he and Jerwayne were a gay couple, because he was scared of Deanne's dog Dick, who was always trying to hump him. Ashley is about to tell Deanne the truth when she explains that Dick has died, apparently of love for Ashley. He agrees to scatter Dick's ashes but on return finds that Deanne now has another dog, Son of Dick. Jerwayne decides to maintain the lie of being gay when some girls invite him to an Ann Summers underwear party - where he meets another man also pretending to be gay.
| Episode credited cast: | |||
 | Daniel Bayle | - | Bruce |
 | Tom Bennett | - | Christopher |
 | Andrew Brooke | - | Ashley |
 | Emma Fryer | - | Janine |
 | Marie Lawrence | - | Deanne |
| Nicola Munns | - | Zara Girl |
| Javone Prince | - | Jerwayne |
 | Roxy Sternberg | - | Monique |
 | Martin Trenaman | - | Lance |