Hart to Hart With This Hart, I Thee Wed (1979–1984) Online

This episode was out there, man. a) Eva Gabor plays a bride the 7th time over, wearing white -- AND A VEIL! b) The guy playing her groom is much younger than her; one of them is terribly miscast. He drops dead rather quickly, hence our story for the evening. c) Keene Curtis makes a second guest appearance in a completely different bad guy role from his first bad guy role ("Homemade Murder"). Fun! d) Half the guests look like Hare Krishnas, only with their hair. e) Apparently, my wedding reception violated some significant etiquette laws. Everybody knows that the groom gets the first piece of cake! Note to my husband: Sorry, Honey. f) I believe Freeway gets some. With a cat. I had a way better line for this, but i didn't want to risk it with the mods (see? I'm a good girl) g) The styles are changing, and I'm disappointed to see Jennifer in either trendy boxy 80's-wear, or boring stuff, and her hair is just not its fluffy self. Not to mention, Jonathan's tie is tow inches too short; something Jonathan would never do. What up, people?! Oh well. g) William Windom & John Fiedler guest! And they rock the house. h) The hijinx at the end punctuated by the goofball music is certainly entertaining. But honestly, all I could really think about was that I was waiting for Eddie Albert to show up with his pitchfork and drag Eva back to the right show.

Entertaining, nonetheless.