Briana Loves Jenna (2001) Online

My opinion is very clear but not shared by many!

This film is everything but erotic and the overkill on editing made it look like an MTV video clip instead of what it should have been: a porno. The cast, including Jenna, acted totally uninspired. The sex, boring without intensity, looked staged and at times unreal. I like to watch sex that expresses something like passion but here I watched people having sex for money. This was not f***ing on the job, but f***ing as a job. There was a lack of enthusiasm I seldom witnessed in a porno and grounded in porno as I am as I have seen a few thousand films in 17 years, this really shocked me. From Jenna and her crew I expected something extraordinary beautiful but instead I watched the opposite. Most negative things about this production are the constant interruptions, caused by the numerous cuts and film-tricks and the really terrible lighting (too dim / too bright). It distracted my attention from the sex and that is something which only happens to me if the sex is not hot enough.

Or in this particular case: Mr Willy didn't move an inch!

The many experiments spoiled my appetite. What could have been a first class porno turned out to be a boring film with an unmotivated cast. This film is no masterpiece and therefore it deserves no high marks. This feature is what I would call a very cheap copy of an Andrew Blake production. Andrew Blake however knows to combine sex, art and editing, in a way Jenna, Sterling and their team have to learn.

Performing a porno is totally different from directing and editing one. Fortunately more people (also editors at major studios) shared my thoughts and therefore there must be some truth in what I write.

With the reputation of Justin Sterling, the raw video materials must have been good, there's no doubt about that but due to the artistic minds/ideas of both editors: Jenna Jameson and her finance Mr Sterling, the real attention was not paid to the sex (as it should have been) but they did focus everything on the cast and the settings.

This film is the first of a series and in my view the experiment already failed. Some people only like the movie as it shows them Jenna after having been away for two years. As a film critic I only look at the end result and not at the cast. Despite of being a fan, the film could not convince me and is in my view the third worst production she made. (Phantasm, because of the sex and Wicked Weapon as it is also shows an overkill on editing).

I voted this film with 1 for one reason only: it has absolutely nothing which excites me. As a Jenna fan (since 1993) I feel disappointed about this production and hope that the next in these series are much much better.

Some people may see this negative review as an attack but I only wrote about what I felt watching this movie: disappointment and no excitement.

Yours truly,

Spetz

Easily one of the finest films ever made. Beautiful, pneumatic blondes, a techno soundtrack and some bizarre sub-plot involving Jenna and a "psychoanalyst." Intellectual this ain't but there's plenty of action. My favourite scene is actually in the outtakes at the end - Jenna, Briana, giant black strap-on. Briana to Jenna, "Ow! Now that's what I call penetration!" See this movie... 10/10

I have watched hundreds of porno movies and from all those porno movies this is the one that has disappointed me the most. I'm a big fan of both Jenna Jameson and Briana Banks and I really had high hopes for this one. But unfortunately the director messed up big time.

The biggest problem with this one is the editing. Usually it is the hot sluts who "suck" the most in a porno movie. But here it is the editing who sucks the most and that is not a good sign. The editing is all over the place and we don't get to see a single scene that is good in this one. They have also messed up the sound, so we don't get to hear the sweet moaning of Jenna and Briana either without interruptions.

The sad thing is that this would have been a good porno without the horrible editing. Jenna and Briana both looked good from the little we get to see in this one.

I would not recommend this porno to anyone. This is the only porno, so far, that I have given a 1 out of 10 and it totally deserves it. What really gets me mad is when I listened to the audio commentary on the DVD, and heard that the director and Jenna were actually proud of making this piece of "shit". It's like they have no clue about what the audience wants to see. Everybody stay away from this garbage.

In a way, Jenna was indeed the queen of porn : she really helps to push this industry into a new era and was really among the first to understand that their name, their personality, their daily life could be also a trademark ! Actually, i didn't like very much the young Jenna of the 90s : sure my late night movies and recordings have caught her (« Jenna's ink », « dangerous tides ») but the trigger comes later in 2K. As it has already happened with Leila (#07), Briana (#19), Justine (#20), Monica (#36), Crystal (#39), Jaime (#42), Lexi (#45), Geraldine (#47), Jessica (#49), Sasha (#53), there is a halo effect : in other words, those muses are the look alike of real girls I know. With Jenna, it's a past coworker who also inspired Jana Cova (# to come) : blonde, blue/green eyes, petite, big bosom and a little something of wickedness… I remember that her Clubjenna website was really a place to go. Sadly, the ending was rather difficult : she got a really atrocious face job and it's a pain to look at her now ! At least, she has left a great collection of videos…

This movie is however not a masterpiece : Jenna is rather good, playing the nasty strap-ons with two babes, especially Briana and shows her really appetite for sex. But her then husband is a poor director : he destroys the colors, he sticks frames, he zooms too much, his frames seem drunk.. So it's a mess : we can't appreciate what happens, it's a constant blur and in that context, it's hard to be aroused !