The Wrong Cruise (2018) Online

First this movie should have been called Dumb and Dumber, mother and daughter both go off with perfect strangers which is a No-No, especially in a foreign country. Other than that the movie was okay. The only thing I don't understand is how they were able to convince the Mexican police about what happened.

Lousy movie. If you have a chance to watch this movie, find another one. I had many complaints. A lot more than an average bad movie. To name a few, the scenario of the daughter being a bad student was completely pointless. The way Vivica ordered the tickets on her phone was very artificial. She needs to move back in with Larry David. The bad guy got clobbered in the head with a large wrench. Despite the blow being hard enough to crack his skull, he got up fine in the next scene with no pain just like Daffy Duck would have done. The acting overall was lousy. There were too many other dumb things to mention here. I was really ready to turn it off with 6 minutes to go but I was out voted. If this was a junior high school student film project, it would be great. Generally speaking, most Lifetime movies are not cinematic masterpieces, but they are entertaining....and therefore they succeed at doing their job. This one was just bad.

This was a decent lifetime thriller. Vivica Fox made the film watchable.

The premise of a mother and daughter going on a cruise and being conned is quite interesting at first. The way the two ladies just fell for the men is a little too irresponsible even for lifetime. When they get cornered by them in Mexico then things don't really add up. It's not a lot of money for them to trouble with. Then the way the ladies keep punching their way out of trouble is a little hard to swallow.

OK watch but not one of the more clever lifetime movies

I love cruising movies!! I cruise a lot. It would have helped the movie if the writers had actually been on a cruise rather than showing what the ship looks like. Characters were going into the galley which they couldn't have had access to. Boarding passes are used to get on the ship and the line takes your picture for the sign and sail card. The ship will leave you IF the excursion is not through the cruise line, otherwise they do wait. Drinking on board is for those over 21 and the crew member doesn't just hand you the drink-it's put against your card The drinks aren't free generally unless you have some kind of drink package.. it's not a good idea to use the cell phone at sea--the roaming charges are very high if you're lucky enough to get service. It's not a good idea to just wonder off when you're at the port of call. You are in another country by the way!! I've only watched 35 minutes so far so I'm sure there are other items that aren't exactly correct. Don't use this movie as a guide for cruising!!

This movie is pure comedy. People pass out so artfully, and did you see Vivica A Fox on that pew in that church? The way she lay on that thing was...artful. (Again). The pure romance between the teenage daughter and the teen guy(?) was beautiful from a comedic standpoint (how he sobbed holding her face in his hands was priceless). Pay attention when people get hit in the face or die or something...just...graceful. They die before they even get hit-timing is off and it's pure comedy. Everyone goes in slow mo. Pay attention to the different landmarks in this movie. When the teen girl is kidnapped and looks out the window, there's a scene of the beautiful cliffs of Ireland? To your left, the Sahara desert, right, the jungles of Malaysia. Rich in beautiful comedic bloopers and errors. At the end, the green hills of California (and how those policemen held that crowd back in the middle of nowhere without any yellow tape? T losing the crowd away? Priceless) It was an unintentional kitsch movie. You people are all wrong. Sit down, watch the movie again. This time, with a different standpoint in mind.