New! Improved! Real-life American Fairy Tale (1993) Online
| Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
 | Via Lambros | - | Mia |
| Jeff Kearney | - | Luv Patrol Captain |
 | Kate Rodger | - | Peggy (as Kathleen Rodger) |
| Alex Magocsi | - | Otto |
 | Nelson Hume | - | JFK |
| Chappel Westlake | - | Miss USA |
| Steve Mason | - | Bob |
| Martin Bedoian | - | Survivalists' Leader |
| Mike Wigginton | - | Mall Dwellers' Leader |
| Grady Shytles | - | Mia's Father |
| Tom Arceneau | - | Luv Patrol |
| Matt Bailey | - | Luv Patrol |
| Clif Baker | - | Luv Patrol (Tom) |
| Rocky Hatley | - | Luv Patrol |
| Ronald Magocsi | - | Luv Patrol |