Weeds I Am the Table (2005–2012) Online
- Original Title :
- I Am the Table
- Genre :
- TV Episode / Comedy / Crime / Drama
- Year :
- 2005–2012
- Directror :
- Adam Bernstein
- Cast :
- Mary-Louise Parker,Elizabeth Perkins,Hunter Parrish
- Writer :
- Jenji Kohan,Dave Holstein
- Type :
- TV Episode
- Time :
- 29min
- Rating :
- 8.0/10
An impromptu lunch date for Nancy and Esteban ends in a hail of gunfire; Celia seems to have developed a dependency on Xanax; Silas tells Lisa what he grows, and Lisa offers him use of her shop as a cover; acting on advice from Cesar, Shane carries out a preemptive strike at his new school; Doug and Andy's Coyote business attracts some unwanted attention; as their dream date continues, Nancy learns more about Esteban's appetites and desires.
| Episode cast overview, first billed only: | |||
 | Mary-Louise Parker | - | Nancy Botwin |
 | Elizabeth Perkins | - | Celia Hodes |
 | Hunter Parrish | - | Silas Botwin |
 | Alexander Gould | - | Shane Botwin |
 | Allie Grant | - | Isabelle Hodes |
 | Justin Kirk | - | Andy Botwin |
 | Kevin Nealon | - | Doug Wilson |
 | Shania Accius | - | Maternity Shop Customer |
 | Bernardo Badillo | - | Garza |
 | Enrique Castillo | - | Cesar |
| Armando Cosio | - | Julio |
 | Hemky Madera | - | Ignacio |
 | Lee Majors | - | Minute-Man Leader |
 | Ivo Nandi | - | Claudio |
 | Emilio Rivera | - | El Coyote |
Nancy tells Shane that he should go to school so that he can become "a doctor, or lawyer, or business executive"; it's a line from the theme song of the first three seasons of the show 'Little Boxes', originally sung by Malvina Reynolds.
In the restroom at Julio's, we briefly see a prominent graffito in ungrammatical Spanish. It is a translation of an offensive couplet that rhymes in English though not in Spanish. ("Here I sit, bowels flexing', giving birth to a baby Texan.") The same inscription, in English, was seen by Andy on the first episode of season 4, on another bathroom.
In this episode Andy is surprised to hear the tree he and the Mexicans are sitting under is a 'rape tree' even though he tells Doug they should run a coyote business 'without the rape trees and extortion' two episodes earlier in Weeds - Kleine Deals unter Nachbarn: Excellent Treasures (2008).
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