Pcin Dolny Destination: Royston Vasey (1999–2017) Online
- Original Title :
- Destination: Royston Vasey
- Genre :
- TV Episode / Comedy / Horror
- Year :
- 1999–2017
- Directror :
- Steve Bendelack
- Cast :
- Mark Gatiss,Steve Pemberton,Reece Shearsmith
- Writer :
- Mark Gatiss,Steve Pemberton
- Type :
- TV Episode
- Time :
- 30min
- Rating :
- 8.7/10
Now unemployed Pauline has to face the scorn of her successor Cathy Carter- Smith. Meanwhile Papa Lazarou brings his Pandemonium Circus to Royston Vasey. He has a disconcerting habit of hypnotising women and carrying them off, telling them "You're my wife now." A more willing volunteer to join Papa's freak show is Barbara, who ends up fighting with the bearded lady. Unfortunately during Papa's act the entire audience suffers from a nose bleed so he decides to leave town. Hilary Briss has refused to give a special order to Mr. Collier, who threatens to call the police but Inspector Cox - who also has a nose bleed - seems to have got there before him and sees him off. Harvey gets a new toad, which appears to be able to grant him wishes but whilst trying it out he is interrupted by a dishevelled Benjamin, who has escaped from Edward and Tubbs.
| Episode credited cast: | |||
 | Mark Gatiss | - | Various Characters |
 | Steve Pemberton | - | Tubbs Tattsyrup / Pauline Campbell-Jones / Harvey Denton / Wolf Lipp / Pop / Charlie Hull / Mike Harris / Reenie Calver / Maurice Evans / Dave Parkes / Daddy / Dr Ira Carlton / Ally Welles / Jed Hunter / Farmer Jed Tinsel / Ava De Courcey Ernest Foot / Dr Lucas Wesley / Mary Hobbs / Barry Baggs / Mr Best / The Mechanic / Bob Chagall / Nancy Glass / Oshi Kurosawa / Dr Timothy Majolica / Inspector Shakespeare / Tish Guppy / Iain Cashmore / Anne Hand / Barbara Dixon (voice) |
 | Reece Shearsmith | - | Edward Tattsyrup / Papa Lazarou / Ross Gaines / Benjamin Denton / Geoff Tipps / Ollie Plimsolls / Dean Tavalouris / Keith Drop / Vinnie Wythenshaw / Judee Levinson / Stella Hull / Sam Chignell / Rich / Reverend Bernice Woodall / Mike King / Judith Buckle / Matthew Parker / Bobby Hart / Noel Glass / Cathy Carter-Smith / Olive Kilshaw / Chris Frost / Pamela Doove / Henry Portrait / Jeanette Stevens / Dr Edgar Fish / Joseph Lisgoe / Peter Foot / Terry Lollard / Dr Singleton Boothby / Shirley Shelley / Patch Lafayette / Reg Ingleby / Look North Interviewer |
| Rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
 | Frances Cox | - | Annie Raines |
 | Rusty Goffe | - | Simba |
| Paul Hays-Marshall | - | Barbara Dixon |
| Jon Key | - | Tik-Tik |
| Scott Langridge | - | Patsy Towers |
 | John Lebar | - | Irish Giant |
 | Johnny Leeze | - | Inspector Cox |
| Alison Passey | - | Bearded Lady |
 | Paul Popplewell | - | Collier |
| Gerald Staddon | - | Pebbles |
 | Brett Wilson | - | Toad Transit Guy |
Pops is based on Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton's landlord when they shared a flat together. He would only speak to Pemberton and made a point of continually ignoring Shearsmith.