Pcin Dolny Destination: Royston Vasey (1999–2017) Online
Now unemployed Pauline has to face the scorn of her successor Cathy Carter- Smith. Meanwhile Papa Lazarou brings his Pandemonium Circus to Royston Vasey. He has a disconcerting habit of hypnotising women and carrying them off, telling them "You're my wife now." A more willing volunteer to join Papa's freak show is Barbara, who ends up fighting with the bearded lady. Unfortunately during Papa's act the entire audience suffers from a nose bleed so he decides to leave town. Hilary Briss has refused to give a special order to Mr. Collier, who threatens to call the police but Inspector Cox - who also has a nose bleed - seems to have got there before him and sees him off. Harvey gets a new toad, which appears to be able to grant him wishes but whilst trying it out he is interrupted by a dishevelled Benjamin, who has escaped from Edward and Tubbs.
|Episode credited cast:|
|Mark Gatiss||-||Various Characters|
|Steve Pemberton||-||Tubbs Tattsyrup / Pauline Campbell-Jones / Harvey Denton / Wolf Lipp / Pop / Charlie Hull / Mike Harris / Reenie Calver / Maurice Evans / Dave Parkes / Daddy / Dr Ira Carlton / Ally Welles / Jed Hunter / Farmer Jed Tinsel / Ava De Courcey Ernest Foot / Dr Lucas Wesley / Mary Hobbs / Barry Baggs / Mr Best / The Mechanic / Bob Chagall / Nancy Glass / Oshi Kurosawa / Dr Timothy Majolica / Inspector Shakespeare / Tish Guppy / Iain Cashmore / Anne Hand / Barbara Dixon (voice)|
|Reece Shearsmith||-||Edward Tattsyrup / Papa Lazarou / Ross Gaines / Benjamin Denton / Geoff Tipps / Ollie Plimsolls / Dean Tavalouris / Keith Drop / Vinnie Wythenshaw / Judee Levinson / Stella Hull / Sam Chignell / Rich / Reverend Bernice Woodall / Mike King / Judith Buckle / Matthew Parker / Bobby Hart / Noel Glass / Cathy Carter-Smith / Olive Kilshaw / Chris Frost / Pamela Doove / Henry Portrait / Jeanette Stevens / Dr Edgar Fish / Joseph Lisgoe / Peter Foot / Terry Lollard / Dr Singleton Boothby / Shirley Shelley / Patch Lafayette / Reg Ingleby / Look North Interviewer|
|Rest of cast listed alphabetically:|
|Frances Cox||-||Annie Raines|
|Paul Hays-Marshall||-||Barbara Dixon|
|Scott Langridge||-||Patsy Towers|
|John Lebar||-||Irish Giant|
|Johnny Leeze||-||Inspector Cox|
|Alison Passey||-||Bearded Lady|
|Brett Wilson||-||Toad Transit Guy|
Pops is based on Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton's landlord when they shared a flat together. He would only speak to Pemberton and made a point of continually ignoring Shearsmith.