Calamity Anne's Beauty (1913) Online

Calamity Anne's Beauty (1913) Online

When Dr. Stickum, with a professional beauty, came to town, he stopped his traveling wagon in the main street, lit his torch and proceeded to expound the merits of his beautifier. Calamity joined the crowd about the wagon, examined the living testimonial in the form of the professional beauty, and longed for beauty herself. So she bought several bottles and sojourned to her hay mow to drink, sleep, and awake to the wondrous change. Alas! Morning only brought a terrible stomach ache. She went again to Dr. Stickum, bought more nostrums, including bandages for head, nose and chin and again went to sleep. Her sleep was rudely awakened by a vagrant tramp, who, at the horrible sight of the bandaged Calamity, fled. Stunned that she should make such an impression, Calamity, hauling her gun and firing at random, swept down on the miserable doctor and his professional beauty. They at once took to the woods and Calamity, firing frantically with one hand, while she destroyed the cargoes with the ...