Cory in the House (2008) Online

Never have I been so emotionally enthralled by any form of entertainment, the game dealt with such adult themes like miscarriage, rape, dealing with the loss of a loved one, how corrupt the government is but does it maturely and not for shock value but because the game creators want to spread this message to the world, you will continue to think about this game until the day you die. You'll be on you deathbed whispering to your loved ones gathered around you "Cory, you a busta" it will inspire you, it will make you cry, it will make you laugh, it will suck from you your blood to feed Cory. The graphics are what a PS5 can only dream of achieving. Only when everyone in the human race has played this can we solve war, hunger and poverty. Cory in the house is the next step of human evolution.

The narrative of this game raises numerous complex metaphysical questions, including the dilemma of whether or not Cory is really in the "House". What is the House? Has the House always been there? More importantly, how many Cory units does the House take up?

The most controversial part of this game was definitely the mission where Cory has to assassinate the president. The uneducated may find it offensive, but anyone with good taste can easily identify it as being an intense social commentary on capitalist society, and its flaws.

It's like Skyrim with Cory.

10/10

One of my favorite games based from the spin off of another popular anime, That's So Raven. You play as Cory Baxter, Confederate spy trying to stop another bloody Civil War from ensuing. The North are a bunch of sticky tube socks that won't let the South have slaves. Cory himself is a slave, but he gets to play Call of Duty and touch himself as long as he works for the right side. Cory, of course, is fine with this. What makes this game so interesting, is the turbulent game play and how many times you can bang your head bloody on the coffee table just from the sheer amount of awesome game play. You will get blood clots in your legs from how much you WILL geek this game. My favorite part in the story is what the game gets its name from, where Cory has to "get in da house", and plant bugs and spy on leaders in The White House. Along the way he makes new friends, gets raped anally, finds out the truth about 9/11, and finally gets laid consensually, but that's still kind of a let down because it's a dude. I recommend this game, sadly it's only for the DS, which is kind of a let down because the DS blows almost as hard as Cory in the game;still worth buying a DS just to play this game though. Go and buy it. It might be in a discount bin, a garage sale, or a public trashcan, but still go and buy it. I give it 9 stars only because there is a game breaking bug, where you play the game and it steals your soul. Still, Cory needs to plant bugs and get raped, so go and get it tiger. -theringingguy

I can't stop playing this game. The story is masterful, the world is more immersive than all Elder Scrolls games combined and the characters have life-like voice acting. The controls make you feel like you're really there in the game world and you can see the DS pushing its limits more than if a PS1 tried to play GTA 5! 100/10 if I could!

Not only was this game total pants but it was also the bees rectum.

BEST GAME CURED CANCER AND EBOLA AND IS THE MOST LIT GAME ON EARTH

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This is one of the best games I have ever played. Just amazing. I felt like it was cleaning me mentally. Helped me become a profit. Extremely amazing. When I put this into my DS I felt that something had happened in the universe. Turns out my grandmother leukemia was magically cured. I fell enlightened. Basically I would recommend this game to anyone who feels something missing in there lives. Cory in the House made me want to keep going in life when i otherwise would have stopped. If I am ever feeling down or upset I boot this up and instantly feel amazing. 10/10 would play again.

I am absolutely in love with this game. Not only is it a thrilling tale of a young man, no, warrior, named Cory Baxter, it also phenomenal graphics, amazing music, and perfect characters! One day, my wife walked in on me playing this instead of going to the hospital for my heart surgery. She asked me what the heck I was doing, and I replied, " Honey, those stupid doctors can't do anything to help me. Only Cory can help me now." When she saw my ds screen, she completely understood what I meant. A few months later, she left me and took the kids to be with a Cory cardboard cutout, and to be honest, I can't blame her! I would have done the same if I was in her shoes. Anyways, this game is so perfect, I would give it an infinity/10 if I could. I love Cory- he's easily the best Husbandu ever made.

This is better than the legend of Zelda breath of wild and super mario odyssey It came out a long time ago but I leave tears in my eyes every time I see this masterpiece of this game In the game, it is so beautiful that it hurts to see it.

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I'm sorry, I was crazy about this game