Street Outlaws Online

If you live in fantasy land, enjoy terrible acting and having your intelligence insulted then this is the show for you. Where do I begin? Let's see,sure,you can go to a any side rd.in America, invite a bunch of folks with seven second door slammer along with all of their support vehicles and discovery's entire production team,set up lights and cameras do your burn outs line em up letter rip all night long and the local authorities will be none the wiser.but why when you can just let the street outlaws do it instead while you watch in suspense from your favorite recliner. Then there is the usual loud mouths talking trash about each other and their families, dogs,cats etc.and no television show would be complete without at least a couple of homosexuals and farm truck and azn have that roll covered so the others are really not necessary but are there to be sure that everyone gets it.we get it. And anyone who does nothing but allegedly tinker with their car from the time they wake up till the time they go to bed doesn't have much of a life anyway. No chicks on the show hardly ever. No sponsors just bottomless pits of money to spend on motor after 100,000.00 motor from a shop that just got started and not one reckless operation ticket or impounded vehicle while this all plays out on the "street" every weekend. "I'll bet you a million dollars that my million dollar car can beat your million dollar car"and have never heard of any of them making a dime repairing cars at their repair shops. Huhuhuhuhu. Must be nice." Get the 405 together the 504 is coming to meet us behind the high school along with discovery channel and we're going to race.all night.with 10,000 HP door slammers""what about the police? "" hopefully they won't notice just be sure farm truck and azn show cuz discovery will drop us if we don't have homos and big thief don't count"huhuhuhuhu. Then there is the ultra predictable 20 minute commercial break coming as soon as dummy Dave "bangs" the light. I could go on and on but I have to neglect my family to get this life I mean car ready for this weekend. The 007 "called us out!" Huhuhuhuhu.

Man I can't think of one street I can sneak to and do a really quick test hit by myself and get out of there before the police show up.but I know a street where we can bring 20 cars in trailers along with support vehicles, lights, the discovery crew and all of their gear etc.and drag race all night and no one will know huhuhuhu. OK.and I just fell off a turnip truck.