You Will Kill (2015) Online

Have you ever seen a movie that was so utterly terrible that it actually caused you bodily pain as you watched it? Yeah...this would be one of those movies.

Holy hell!!!

I almost don't even know where to start with this. First of all, the description of the movie you read near the title is a complete lie. An Ouija board had absolutely nothing to do with anything in this movie what-so-ever. I mean, yeah...there was an Ouija board...for like 30 freaking seconds, but absolutely nothing in this movie was built or based on it. That's like renaming the Civil War movie "Guy With Wings". Yes, there's a guy with wings in the movie, but that is so not the freaking topic, plot line, or even major hook of the movie. This crap here was all types of bad on all types of levels.

And can somebody tell me how someone can make a movie where 85% to 90% of the damn thing is not even explained!! I mean, seriously! All through the movie, they would lead you somewhere and just drop the subject and go on to the next one, then the main character continuously says she's sorry and didn't mean what she said and that's never explained either. An I'm convinced the dream sequences are just there to tick people off. Not only are they not ever explained, but they don't even make sense in the damn movie! At the end of the movie, she's covering the ears of a damn ghost and they go straight to credits. Are you kidding me?!

This is unbelievable. I've been on a quest to find something legitimate in the horror genre, but all I've found is that "horror" has become Hollywood's new short way of saying "horrible". Hollywood is just screwing with us at this point. It seems like ever since Witchboard came out in the 80's (look it up), anything based on an Ouija board has been a flat out abortion. This has to be the worst I've seen. And I'm not even saying that to be funny. This movie really is that bad.

And for the love of all things holy, can we please get the hell away from the same tired plot? Teenaged white chick...jock-like boyfriend...road trip somewhere, normally the woods...if they bring friends, there's always that one loser friend who's good for nothing but drugs and liquor and he normally dies first....things start getting bad, but for some reason "teenage chick" doesn't wanna tell anybody any damn thing...parents are either oblivious or just don't wanna believe jack all, even though people are dying..."teenage chick" is always the lone survivor, but you absolutely have TO get an ending that is so stupid that you wanna stand up and knock the hell out of the person sitting next to you....and you're the only person in the room!!

It's always the same damn thing!

Sigh!

I actually have body aches after watching this cinematic enema.

Freaking ridiculous what people are allowed to produce these days and call them movies. But hey...capitalism, I guess...

Really? 'A beautiful woman haunted by an evil spirit?' Who writes these summaries? What does it matter if she was beautiful if in the end even that didn't manage to keep our attention?

I tried watching this film twice, once alone and again with two friends, and both times, everyone stopped paying attention 15 minutes in.

So yeah I have no idea what this movie is about and therefore am not even qualified to write this review. Hell maybe its my fault for watching too many horror movies.

One star for not having annoying noises while I play it in the background. Another star for 30 minutes of my life.

My quick rating - 4,2/10. Well, that was another waste of time, basically. Very slow moving. A few young adults are going camping and on the way,they stop and hear someone crying. Upon entering the persons house to see if they need help (who does that?) they find a ouija board. Well when they are startled and run away, they take the board. I guess the opening scene was a setup for the evil spirit caught in the board (Here comes that evil giant Hasbro and their supernatural control on sale now for 19.99 at your Toys r Us). Of course they trio decide to play with it on their camping trip, unleash the demon and then....well, standard fare after that. And boring fare it is. The lead (Elizabeth Reaser) hesitantly becomes the focus of the possession by not wanting to play. Then, anyone who tries to help her, gets killed. In very unspectacular fashions. Not sure why these toys are so popular again these days but kids, feel free to try this at home. When you do, make sure you don't bother watching this movie. The ending is what gives this any merit but not sure you want to sit through this to get to it.

This is a fairly lame horror film very much in the mould of several unambitious TV Movie-style productions. It's competently made, albeit over-reliant on jump-scares. It's adequately acted, despite the fact that all the characters are bland and unlikable. It is as if no-one concerned really cares and are simply 'going through the motions'.

Events involve a Ouija board and the resultant spirit's fixation on pretty obnoxious young Sara (Tara Shayne) her lacklustre boyfriend Frank (Marty Dew) and dull silly-billy Santiago (Richard Muller). It is Santiago's irritating antics that provide a great many of the early jump-scares. We also meet Sara's parents who spend the vast majority of the running time rushing around after another one of their daughter's tantrums.

Scenes with an apparently possessed nana are directed with a certain flair, and occasional encounters with the spectral Samara-type girl are well staged. And yet such moments are few and far between, with the remainder proving to be lacklustre.

'Ouija: The Summoning' drew me into seeing it, with a relatively cool poster/cover, an intriguing if not particularly original premise and as someone with a general appreciation for horror. That it was low-budget, which from frequent personal experience is rarely a good sign due to that there are so many poor ones out there, made me though apprehensive as well as the low rating and poor reviews.

As much as it pains me to say it, 'Ouija: The Summoning' is sadly however yet another film seen recently, hence some reiteration because the exact same strengths and flaws those films have are present here, that to me was incredibly disappointing considering its potential which it doesn't do anywhere near enough with. 'Ouija: The Summoning' is terrible, with a plethora of problems (huge ones too) and doesn't do enough with its potential, which was hardly small. There is really nothing to recommend.

'Ouija: The Summoning' occasionally has some spooky scenery, though it goes too far on the simplicity. That's all there is that is remotely okay about it.

Unfortunately, it's shot and edited so poorly, looking like a school project shot on a shaky camera or a phone by an unsteady hand, and the drab colour palette. It was very clear that the film was made in a rush with no care or enthusiasm. In particular, the camera work was a nauseous assault on the eyes with its excessive amateurish-ness, the editing is rarely cohesive and the lighting can be inappropriately dark.

Going on further to the negatives, the story does feel paper thin, disjointed and over-stretched and some of it feels vague, under-explained in the last third where the film especially became duller, more predictable, more senseless and less scary. Too many characters are too sketchy and with nowhere near enough to make one want to endear to them. Their annoying and illogical decision making and behaviours frustrates and are overdone.

Making the film feel bland and forgettable with not enough heart put into it. The effects are ropy at best, the sound quality is obvious and utilised cheaply (being too loud in the build ups and people's reactions) and it's best not mentioning the uniformly lumbering, awkward and histrionic acting that shows a huge indifference to the situation.

Dialogue can be stilted and rambling, with lots of clichés, lots of unintentional humour that makes some of the film play like a really bad spoof and no depth whatsoever, while the pace goes to a standstill very quickly and drags on forever with very little going on worth caring about and useless padding, never recovering. Found too many the supposedly shocking moments not surprising or scary and the supposedly creepy atmosphere dreary, due to the excessive obviousness, a lot of silly and vague moments and explanations (the minimal times attempted) and the complete lack of tension and suspense. Would not have minded the lack of originality (the film is extremely derivative and in a dumbed and watered down way) if the story and atmosphere were at least alright in execution, in reality they were both incredibly poorly, even dreadfully, done.

A lot of 'Ouija: The Summoning' has underdeveloped plot elements and often nonsensical and confusing character motivations, while too many of the things to make you jump or shocked are far from creative or scary and are pretty tame. The ending makes the film finish on an incomplete and confused whimper and the film often fails to make sense, at worst it's incomprehensible.

There is not enough threat, and what there is of it tends to be used poorly, it is completely unimaginative and more odd than creepy, completely failing to show any sense of horror or creativity. Everything here is neither creative, suspenseful or nail-biting. Some badly sagging momentum too. The direction is leaden, with an all over the place visual style, and like their heart was not in it or ill at ease, with the chemistry between the characters and actors coming over as constantly random and aggressive with the subtlety of an axe. This is very dreary and amateurish stuff that fails to be scary, interesting or easy to follow.

Concluding, irredeemably bad. 1/10 Bethany Cox

TL;DR The only point in a ouija board being in this story is to cash in on the trend in horror movies. An obvious and clumsy rewrite of a different story with glaring plot holes made larger to fit the concept. Watch only with friends who like to riff inexcusably bad movies.

From the studio title card "EGYWOOD" you know this one is going to try to hard and fail miserably. From the word go the set up is vague and incredibly forced. . Badly paced, sloppily written, with a nonsense non-resolution this had my house roaring with laughter and yelling in outrage. There is a moment of genuine emotion from the father at the end but most of the time you are questioning the constant stream of bad choices and clumsily acted scenes.

Opening scene is a woman arriving at her mother's house, wandering until she finds a oujia board sitting in a patio door, she kicks it outside in disgust for no apparent , and is shortly murdered by her ?sister? At no time is the use of the ouija board established as the cause for this, in fact it has no point even being in the movie. The girl who gets haunted by ?grandma's? ghost that tells her to kill voluntarily or she'll murder them anyways isn't the only using the board.

And how does the board even get into the girls possession? A jerk friend who tags along for a camping trip needs to pee so the boyfriend for some reason pulls up next to the murder house, which is still covered in crime scene tape. The jerk claims he hears crying, the go in *facepalm* and she hears crying. Here is where she becomes haunted and it's moments after this the douche pops up with a board he found outside. The board has NOTHING to do with the movie. It could have been used if they followed through with the possession story line but that dies off with the second death when the boyfriend gets killed. A much younger looking ghost spooks him into driving into a dirt lot where a random stream of gas from 30' in front of him sets off a cliche car explosion that would never happen in a outside of a 80's cop movie. This set up is so weak it is hilarious. Why he was ever there is never explained since they used the hijacked GPS plot device but he didn't have anywhere to be other than going home.

There are a few interesting traits of the ghost but by horror standards it violates basic rules of a haunted character by not using the titular story device as the haunting method, killing far away from the haunted person, conflating possession with haunting in order to bring in the priest plotline, and ignoring the promise the ghost keeps making to not kill more if she does the deed itself, which itself is a rule that constantly changes .

The final scene was obvious and during the death of the lead we are shown flashbacks of the ghost's motivation. She accidentally killed a family member in a domestic, who we never see in the story. This could have been explained better organically during the movie but instead it's two random choppy scenes with the overlayed audio that only makes the scene confusing and for some reason she forgives the ghost, forced to the end. It's like two scripts combined and a hasty rewrite.

The film opens showing us a haunted house, Ouija Board, and a killing. It then shift to moody Sara going camping with her boyfriend. She hasn't forgiven her dad as she believes "mistake define who we are." She applies that belief to the Ouija ghost/killer (Denise Hernandez) who attaches herself to Sara (Tara Shayne). This irks the "thin skin" spirit who forces Sara to kill or else.

The movie uses whispers, shadows and dreams to create terror. People die, but we are spared seeing any horrific killings, i.e. no need for special effects, just get actors who can play dead. This is a "me-too" low budget Ouija Board film. Listed as "You Will Kill" at IMDb. Tara Shayne's character as a snippy teen was not well developed.

Guide: No swearing, sex, or nudity.

Yes how about a game of Ouija? How about not. Of course it's not about what you believe is real or not. We're talking about people doing stuff despite things happening to them or around them. Have to admit that the "You will kill" is far better than the "Ouija Summoning" title (or even Ouija Experiment 4" as it's called in Germany).

But I'll let you be the judge of that. Also the judge of the "performances". It's not that I did expect very good performances, but it is cringe-worthy and it does take a lot to digest some of the things called acting in this. Then again, it's horror and some do not expect more. Which is a shame and may be the reason why some folks look down on horror. Anyway, this is not good and you should avoid if possible

this was a long drawn movie... there seemed to be so much missing in the plot which leaves a lot unexplained for the viewer. It seems that although freaky things were happening not a lot went into finding out why everything was occurring and why the spirit targeted the main character. Even the ending seemed so disconnected, i think the movie was hoping for a real deep ending with a true meaning but i was left quite puzzled. the whole movie came across as a b grade film but true to form once i had committed to the first forty mins i had to keep going, thinking the story line might pick up. really hope the sequel is better because i don't think you can get worse than this.

Let me start by saying that this movie was a complete waste of my time. Never have I ever seen such bad acting. I'm not sure if this was a low budget film, or a joke. However; whatever it may be, it was an utter disappointment. DO NOT waste an hour and thirty minutes of your life that you will never be able to get back. If i had the option to go back in time, I would make sure to go back and NOT watch this awful movie. The scariest part was when a hand hit the window of the car, and TRUST ME, that's not saying much. VERY AWFUL MOVIE. DO NOT WATCH!!!!! (unless you feel like wasting your life away on such a disaster film) COuld be considered a comedy. what a joke.

Its a highly underrated movie, I am a horror fanatic and wasn't disappointed. If you understand the true essence of a horror movie, then you will really enjoy it.

About the plot: The story doesn't take time to build, people who reviewed it as being slow, I am not sure why they said it. Because it revealed the what-is-to-come from the beginning. Its unlike any other Ouija movie, its sinister. The apparition wont scare you, I can tell you that, but there are many other things that still will, loved Conjuring? Then you are sure to cherish this. The story is beautiful as well.