PS I Love You: Pamela's Secret (2007) Online

The phenomenon that was Pamela Anderson, porn star, is long gone, so this ridiculous imitator "Pamela Sandersin" is truly lost in the landfill of history by now. I watched a second helping of her inane videos with trepidation, and it added up to one big zero.

Pam is in Paris (some brief interstitial second unit footage of her sitting on a park bench, and we see from a tabloid headline (in English) that everybody's looking fo her. But that's the extent of story in this listless parade of six repetitive sex scenes, jumbled together as if this were a feature. Sin City released it and should have been ashamed.

So many of the blondes in the cast look alike, headed by our heroine who herself is a Pam Anderson lookalike, that it was impossible for me to sort them out even on the all-sex level, let alone a story level. Suffice it to say that Sandersin on her bench is imagining the whole thing, something to do with her imagined great success as lingerie fashion model for guest star Sean Michaels, portraying a designer named Gilles Fontaine, who is far from swish as he wields his lengthy cock strictly inside the ladies.

This is mindless pseudo-erotic entertainment at its worst, with the Euro femmes basically closing their eyes and humping away in hopes that the paycheck for their bother won't bounce. Taking lots of credits including one for "script changes" is one Roland Dante, which translates into No Talent.