Watching My Hotwife (2015) Online

Hotwifing is a semi-mythical practice run into the ground recently by dozens of silly videos, this among them. I hate to think that it is actually catching on among real couples (plus one) out there in the Real World, but at least this video dotes on the voyeuristic premise.

So we have an invisible husband in each of four vignettes, who is represented by the first-person camera for viewer identification with him. The myth is that the guy gets his rocks off by setting up a sexual tryst of his wife with another man, somewhat the opposite of traditional cheating where the guy is making it with another woman, and keeping it secret from his wife. The "watching" aspect is credible as some sort of kink for a voyeur.

Cameraman/director Paul Woodcrest, with no script credited (or worth crediting for that matter) emphasizes big breasts in this edition of the ongoing New Sensations saga. So Brooklyn Chase literally fills the screen with mammaries and is later topped by the new, improved Alison Tyler and her internationally renowned (she's one of the few American girls regularly featured in Hungary by DD Busty videos) gazongas. The other models, superstar Anikka Albrite and cover girl Dahlia Sky, are beautiful if 3-D challenged up top.

Skits are lame as usual. Albrite is masturbating with a vibrator and asks unseen hubby for another man, with James Deen sitting nearby at the ready. Truly a yawner of an opening segment.

On to the big bazooms. Chase tells the camera how thrilled she is to have an open marriage, and guest humper Jordan Ash proves it. Then Tyler takes over center stage, towering over Michael Vegas and deep throating him with ease.

Finale brings on Sky masturbating, blindfolded. That's in order to include another kink favored by the New Sensations crew lately, so we have her humped by Chad White without knowing who it is. That doesn't really matter because she has zero reaction when the blindfold comes off, apparently happy to be humped by any porn star with a big dick, as long as her paycheck clears.

Which is the problem with this and scores of other recent videos in this genre. The masterminds who dreamt up this hotwifing thing (I like to blame it on Jacky St. James, the first and most frequent practitioner of the sub-genre) fail to realize that it is the danger and naughtiness of cheating and hiding that fact from one's partner -or at least trying to, that is the source of drama and suspense. These porn episodes in lending out the wife have everybody happy if not giddy throughout and emerge tedious, repetitive and pointless as a result.